I decided to come up with this, since i myself needed motivation to start studying. You lucky people, benefitting from my own tacts at motivating myself. Nevertheless, I wish you all luck. =)TEN REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD START STUDYING IMMEDIATELY AFTER READING THIS ENTRY.numberONE.
You can screw up every single test, but the Os are the one thing you can't screw up. Screwing them up won't matter anymore, because you'd have screwed yourself up instead.
numberTWO:
THEY DON'T RETEACH STUFF AFTER THE FIRST THREE MONTHS IN JC, so you better work hard to get in for the first three months.
numberTHREE:
Because you know that that ACS smart-ass is studying, and you're going to have to compete with him. AND HE STARTED LIKE SIX MONTHS AGO.
numberFOUR.
It's such a turn on for girls when they know you got 6 points for your O Levels.
numberFIVE:
You spent a bomb on your text books, and countless hours carefully wrapping them up. Don't let all that effort go to waste.
numberSIX.
JUST THINK OF ALL THE CASH YOU'D MAKE IF YOU DID WELL ENOUGH TO PUT YOURSELF INTO COLLEGE! Ka-ching, no?
numberSEVEN.
You've ruined your brain cells with all that alcohol, so take this chance to get your intelligence quotient higher than that of a six year-old. Come on, you know you can feel your brain degenerating with all that nonsensical childish shit you do.
numberEIGHT.
We all secretly want to show off to our cousins and aunties that WE'RE the ones with the intelligence gene. You lost out in terms of looks, style, weight, fluency of the oh-so-evasive dialect, so why not take this chance and go 'HAH' in their face?
numberNINE.
Quite obviously, you know you should be studying when Leon and Theresa Lim are already conscientiously studying. And also when you realise that there could be people who've already FINISHED THE TEN YEAR SERIES when you don't even know what colour is yours.
numberTEN.
Just study lah. You know you should. LISTEN TO YOUR EFFING CONSCIENCE, will you? Plus, you should know that I am heading off to study too. I have issues with ACS guys being more intelligent than me.