Sex is bad? Sex should be frowned upon?
Hohoho oh no oh no sex is not bad! Sex is a release! Sex is fabulous! Sex is a form of exercise! SEX IS EVEN BEING USED BY PEOPLE IN THE STATES TO LOSE WEIGHT! There's even something called "The Ultimate Sex Diet"! Why is sex so bad? What's so bad about sex that the Biology Textbook has to devote a whole two pages to tell us not to do! Okay so maybe they don't do that but you get my drift.
True, from the Christian point of view Sex before marriage is bad bad bad bad. But who the fuck cares, right? You're not a pedant, and neither are you a puritan, so it doesn't matter. Atheism rocks, doesn't it?
We should all should have sex. Really, the more, the merrier!
And after the major orgasm that'll send your eyes into their sockets and your whole body quivering from the sensation that courses from your body, you'll die from a simple flu that'll hit you two years after. Yes Sex rocks, and so does the HIV Virus.
Go, have sex. Have lots and lots of it. HIV is God's way of punishing those who can't wait till after marriage.
There're already too many people on this planet anyway.
! dug deep in the sand
